The twisted minds of two of the six writers of “Scary Movie” tackle the biggest mega-blockbusters of all time in “Epic Movie.” The story centers on four not-so-young orphans: one raised by a curator at the Louvre (where an albino assassin lurks), another a refugee from Mexican “libre” wrestling, the third a recent victim of snakes on her plane, and the fourth a “normal” resident of a mutant “X”-community.

The hapless quartet visits a chocolate factory, where they stumble into an enchanted wardrobe that transports them to the land of Gnarnia (with a “G”)
Rating/votes: 2.10/11517. Year: 2007
Tagline: We Know It’s Big. We Measured.
Actors: Penn, Kal (Edward), Campbell, Adam (Peter), Coolidge, Jennifer (White Bitch), Mays, Jayma (Lucy), Chambers, Faune A. (Susan), Glover, Crispin (Willy), Cox, Tony (Bink), Jiménez, Héctor (Mr. Tumnus), Hammond, Darrell (Captain Jack Swallows), Electra, Carmen (Mystique), Willard, Fred (Aslo), Carradine, David (Museum Curator), Lehre, David (Ashton Kutcher Look-Alike), McDonald, Kevin (Harry Potter), Alvarez, George (Ron
Directors: Friedberg, Jason
Genres: Adventure, Comedy
Versions: divx:97688, ipod:97693
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